If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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