You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize