He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize