do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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