He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I touched a dick in church today
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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