Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
operation have a gay friend backfired
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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