PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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