I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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