Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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