I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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