Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
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