Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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