He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
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