Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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