How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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