this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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