It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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