He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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