ADVERTISEMENT

• (601): View more from Mississippi

  How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  Alcohol?

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sex with a fat chick.

  Fav 16 1182 1882

  share tweet
  

• (718): View more from New York

  im getting my college education on yahoo answers.

  Fav 23 5525 967

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.

  Fav 55 6383 970

  share tweet
  

• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.

  Fav 5 2991 2198

  share tweet
  
• 

  27 Unforgettable Hookup Texts

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (860): View more from Connecticut

  you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.

  Fav 7 1383 2694

  share tweet
  

• (217): View more from Illinois

  Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

  (1-217): View more from Illinois

  Vomiting outside the employee entrance

  Fav 15 7756 2157

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (512): View more from Texas

  You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.

  Fav 16 3525 1014

  share tweet
  

• (530): View more from California

  On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.

  Fav 9 4322 979

  share tweet
  

• (509): View more from Washington

  The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.

  Fav 9 765 2066

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Groupies Confess What It’s Really Like To Hook Up With Famous Rockstars

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  We're not piercing ourselves today.

  Fav 3 666 529

  share tweet
  

• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back

  Fav 1 532 754

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?

  Fav 3 456 304

  share tweet
  

• (914): View more from New York

  I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine

  Fav 1 331 327

  share tweet
  

• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?

  Fav 4 137 334

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (817): View more from Texas

  But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.

  Fav 3 69 12

  share tweet
  

Randomize