Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.