Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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