new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
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I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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