hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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