If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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