Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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