they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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