if you like me you must not know who I am
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
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But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize