Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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