honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
they need to just BURY HIM!
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
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WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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