South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
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So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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