I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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