I'm eating all of the evidence.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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