That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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