biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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