To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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