i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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