apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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