You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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