I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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