I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Im part way to drunk.
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