literally had 100 drinks last night.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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