Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
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