Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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