Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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