I can tuck mytits in my pants
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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