Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
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all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
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I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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