I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Oh Jesus.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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