She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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