that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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