i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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