fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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