so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Randomize
